The Meat Grinder

"You leave seeking glory, but will you accidentally find your end?"

Seeking wealth and escape from your peasant lives, you decide to investigate a supernatural portal that appears only once every half-century when the stars align just right. The portal leads to the burial tomb of a war-wizard of eons past. You must fight iron men, a demonic snake, the living dead, and a variety of strange statues in order to recover the lost treasures of the war-wizard

Can you withstand a meat grinder!

This adventure is designed for 15-20, 0-level characters. That's right. Level zero characters. Lots of them! This doesn't mean 20 players at the table. This means you're going to want to bring backups. A lot of them. The question is, how many will it take to get through?

Dungeon Crawl Classics is based on the older rule sets of Dungeons and Dragons where death was abundant, and because you're level 0, you're likely to die from any wrong move. The Portal Under the Stars is a dungeon crawl that is meant to grind out and destroy adventurers.

• Game System: Dungeon Crawl Classics

• Experience Level: 🟩 Very little. You played D&D once or twice before and know the basics.

"An immersive tabletop gaming experience like no other!"

A Single One-Shot Game Session

This private session will be about 3 hours playing with one of our community Game Masters in the most immersive and private setting of Mythic Hall. You'll have plenty of one-on-one time with the Game Master and enjoy the times with your party of adventurers. Bring your party and friends or make new ones at the table.

Built for a Private and Immersive Game Experience

• The seat cap is 6 players for an optimal experience

• This session is in a quiet, private room designed specifically for an immersive experience

• Room features a movie-quality set, effect lighting, sounds, even scents - all controlled by the Game Master

Meet your Game Master.

Meet your Game Master.

Howdy, I'm SP or 'Boggs'. I’ve been playing RPGs for the better part of 10 years. I mainly run Dungeons and Dragons but I have a massive collection of games of all shapes and sizes I like to run. I've had a career based on teaching and I'm most thrilled to teach games. You may have seen or heard me at SeaQuest during education sessions and tours. So, animals are a passion. Ask me anything about animals. I'll have an answer. And feel free to ask me about my favorite penguin!

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Game Details

• Pre-generated characters will be available but you can create your own hoard to grind through.

• Very little experience necessary. We love teaching!

• Ticket is for all 1 session on the date/time listed above.

What should I bring?

• A set of dice (though a hoard is never frowned upon)

• Please use the official character generator to bring a stack of future corpses. https://purplesorcerer.com/create_party.php  

• Note-taking supplies (pencil or pen and notebook or paper)

• Anything else? We have a small physical storefront with dice, notebooks and other fun stuff we're sure you'll love. So, if you forget your dice, or find a set you fancy in our collection we will have some available for purchase.

Content Warnings

Every game, game runner and player is different. Please know it may be possible that some of the following subjects could arise during game play, through the game content or via the players. Such topics may include but are not limited to:

• strong language and cursing

• violence and blood

• character death - lots of it

• stealing and illegal behavior

Possible physical warnings include but are not limited to:

• lighting effects and flashing

• audio effects and music

• video and animations

• smells

• fog/steam

Safety Tools

• Location is ADA Accessible with wide doors, elevator, door buttons, braille where appropriate and more

• Gameplay tools used to ensure fun and inclusive gameplay for all

If you have any questions about any of these warnings or have any concerns, please contact us or your GM directly, if you have their contact info. Otherwise, feel free to contact us.